:: In the Vegas Golden Knights locker room::
Laurent Brossoit: "I haven't been in the League for almost a year, I'm feeling the emotions, coach.:
Bruce Cassidy: I understand. We'll keep the pressure off as best we can and let you get settled in there.
LB: Thanks for saying that coach, I'm sure when I get in there I'll mellow a bit.
BC: You'll do great. Hey, I need to go do some press, I'll leave you with your thoughts.
{From the steam room, a robed figure emerges }
Robed Figure: Good day, newly christened Knight of Vegas.
LB: Um....It's the Golden Knights...
RF: NAY! You are merely the Knights, but it is I, King Midas who make you truly Golden.
LB: Have you... been here the whole time?
Midas: YES. How do you think that this team immediately played for championships? It was my Golden Touch!
LB: Uh huh. Didn't you kill people with all that gold?
Midas: I've gotten very good at this. Pacioretty was only injured, I didn't kill him. Now, let me deign you a Golden Knight to make you greater than you have ever been!
:Before Brossoit can move Midas taps him on the pads, turning them and his jersey a brilliant gold:
{2 games later}
BC: I don't know what it is, Laurent, you've come in and been sharp since you returned. You've really kept us in these two games.
{Brossoit sits with a small smile on his face. Midas bursts forth from the steam room}
Midas: GOLDEN KNIGHT! I could see that before, you held doubt, but now do you see that I am the key to your success?
LB: I'm a believer now! But what's in it for you?
{Midas squints}
Midas: I need soldiers to help me overthrow Caesar. The time is coming nigh to storm his Palace.
LB: Wait.... you want to raid... Caesar's Palace?
Midas: YES!
LB: And if I said no?
Midas: Then I shall banish you to the hinterlands!
{Meanwhile, in Buffalo}
Midas!
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